tldr

  • joe gets rejected by an algorithmic romance event after mining it for quiz data. the heart wants what it wants
  • fred accidentally hosts a meeting he didn’t mean to and locks out the entire group. accidental autocracy
  • anthwopic.com/constitution rewrites the entire claude constitution swapping every r and l. no one gave up
  • joe summons fred’s laptop back from the dead using a candle circle at cruising altitude
  • the group considers matthew 6:6 in translation while joe fumes about performative tech christianity

the day

  • joe shares a picasso vase, then gets mad at a will manidis article about performative tech christianity. robotson’s favorite bible verse is matthew 6:6. word argues the festival is the highest religious expression. the group briefly becomes theological
  • jay starts drinking at 3pm and makes it to the call anyway. jazzbard and robotson bail for family and wifey duties. fred ends up as the accidental host of an empty meeting room and can’t let anyone in
  • joe gets rejected from david shor’s love science matchmaking event in new york. he was only there for the personality quiz but it stings all the same
  • fred’s desktop bricks overnight from a failed OS update. joe draws a candle summoning circle from an airplane and the laptop boots. fred demands tim cook face consequences
  • jake shares anthwopic.com/constitution, the entire claude constitution with every r and l swapped. joe roasts homer for overexplaining the bit the next morning. homer notes to cut the museum plaque mode
  • paul melman does a sortition bit at a regional burn in full ceremonial garb. joe says he’s adding sortition to his visual novel