a-corp passes 49-14 in colorado; chat incorporates as wine dA-corp
jazzbard’s slop mainline presentation brings psychedelic water infrastructure to the meeting
robotson’s slopreme merch pipeline hits printful at 3am
alex h declares his chud era of traditionally masculine children’s books
joe discovers a three-grand government rfi on ai safety nets
the day
a-corp passes 49-14 in colorado and joe drops the link. the chat rebrands as wine dA-corp. word says his intentional vaporware weapons shell corp elevator pitch is suddenly relevant and the revenue swap triggers his financial art crime impulse. joe shows off the physical wine-dark rubber stamp on cards.
jazzbard announces a raise and quasi-promotion on the horizon. during the meeting he unrolls the slop mainline: a psychedelic water infrastructure moodboard with usgs maps, jurisdictional stacks, lisa frank rainbow sewage, and old philadelphia typhoid data. joe calls it a lovely metaphor in a gray world. jazzbard wants to turn it into a kids’ book. alex h counters that he’s in his chud era and wants to write the opposite — brave honorable boy books with scary forests and no vegetarian bullying. word mentions charles fourier and bataille to claude and gets french translations back.
robotson i.y.b fires up the slopreme merch pipeline on printful, generating an endless series of dead-eyed models in beanies and hats. the chat vets red hats for maga adjacency and rejects them. jazzbard finds an olive five-panel alternative. word discovers slopreme.com is already unavailable.
joe finds a real government rfi offering three thousand dollars for ai safety net reform pitches and suggests wine dark could submit something genuinely unhinged. he also links a dylan matthews proposal and notes david shor is in the network and reachable.
spacex ipo news lands for june. alex h declares all his homies rich forever.
fred reports back from a good date and says public speaking, writing, and dating used to terrify him but are now fun. brooke says she’s still terrified of public speaking. alex h recommends beta blockers stolen from old people as performance enhancers.
jazzbard asks for podcast recs for a long drive. joe plugs hard fork, his neomania pod, and the vibecamp pod. fred recommends weird studies.
